I’m so pissed/depressed!
I just spent three hours yesterday getting a new screen on my phone then what should happen but me trying to open the door and dropping my phone. Erg. Of course I would crack the darn thing again. It’s only broken in the corner but still. I can’t keep anything! Not even my freaking phone in one piece. -,..,- I’m so useless. Sigh***
oh hi peter
awww you are a cutie
PETER WHAT ARE U DOING
BUT PETER YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO GROW UP
no fuck it i’m done
-Passes out and dies
he can shoot his fairy dust on me whenever he wants
I wouldn’t say no.
Once again, the xkit guy wins by solving our gif problem in less than a day!
Feel like buying him a coffee?
He’s not setting out to make money with xkit, and wants to keep it free and without adds. Sending a couple bucks his way (if you can) will help him cover the cost of the servers that keep xkit running. Even if you can’t donate, please pass it on so others know about this opportunity!
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
i’m going to write erotica for very shy people
“s-should i take my shirt off?”
“oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…”
“uh, do…you want me to?”
“well i mean…i dunno…”
Dolphins see themselves in a mirror
everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror
Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.